What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Live and Let Die

Goldfinger

Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Is fellatio addictive?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Moonraker

What is your craziest/worst Halloween story?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Dr No

Can bosses get fired for being too hard on employees?

Octopussy

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do I feel so tired all the time even after a good night’s sleep?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-All the bad guys are black.

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-”Ah so!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-J W Pepper

Two of my family members have recently converted to Islam and have brought shame on my family. How do I get them back into the fold of Hinduism?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What do men like to be given for their birthday?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!